overconfidence-and-a-screwdriver:
That’s because the Norse gods were all about honor and valor. The Greek gods were just like “FUCK EVERYTHING.”
Quite literally.
Zeus would not. Stop. Fucking mortal women. And all sorts of terrible things happened because of it. XD
And goddesses.
And demigoddesses.
And nymphs.
And one dude.
(Source: meteorologicalphenomena)
Yes. Just truth
And usually in the form of an animal
uh…not to be a spoil sport, but the Norse Gods were blood-thirsty, horny, and in in possession of rather huge egos about...