Bruce Springsteen: You’re a monster in the sack. (HAHAHAHA)
The Arcade Fire: You spend the first third of relationship in a romantic frenzy and the last two trying to justify it.
The Ramones: Unless you’re over 40, you’re trying to be cool. (HOW DID YOU KNOW)
My Chemical Romance: You’re not so much looking for a boyfriend or girlfriend as someone to share a “fuckyeahsuperheroeskissing” Tumblr with. (Not really, but then I don’t listen to MCR that much any more…)
LCD Soundsystem: You’re not the type to let your strong sense of irony ruin your good time. (This thing is good.)
The Shins: You either really liked “Garden State,” or have a giant chip on your shoulder about how people only like The Shins because of “Garden State.” (HAHA)
R.E.M.: You’ve got a big heart. (Aw…)
Nirvana: You’re angry and hurt.
Radiohead: You’re angry and hurt. But you’re open to getting some professional help.
Bob Dylan: You’re an asshole, but you don’t know it. (Aw, shit man. Why’d you have to go do that?)
The Strokes: You’re not really an asshole, you just act like it sometimes. (See, that’s more like it.)
The White Stripes: You’re kind of kinky(Shhhhhh)
The Cure: You fall in love WAY too easily. (This is a lie.)
Vampire Weekend: You’re about being about whatever (These guys nailed Vampire Weekend. But they forgot the part about all the inappropriate sex.)
Wilco: You’ll make an excellent life-partner. (Mmm. Why thank you.)
The Beatles: Eh. Who knows. (This is true.)
So that’s what my taste in music says about me in terms of relationships… It’s a weird combination of lots of things.