July 2011
38 posts
Things I Find In Notebooks...
I have an expansive collection of notebooks because I scribble words a lot.
I have one notebook that I carry around in my purse; I use it to write down silly things that people say. I thought the notebook was otherwise empty, but I found a couple of poems scribbled in it…
What? I’m not going to share any of them.
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“My hand is on your shoulder.
My laughter’s in your hair.
I’m...”
– Thistotallyisn’tfromthatsamethingthathelasthingwasn’tfrom
“I love you.
I love you.
I love you.
I don’t even know you.”
– thistotallyisn’tfromathingIwrote
I Hate Being A Teenage Girl.
Because then I do teenage girl things…
Like rereading a text conversation several times because I really want to speak with this person… but I don’t because I’m afraid I’ll screw something up.
God, I wish I was pretty.
See? Then I say things like that. Why do I care?
Girls are bitches. I think this is why I hang out with a lot of boys… but then I’m...
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ellesealc:
I said I wouldn’t post about the Deathly Hallows movie, but I can’t resist this. Most awkward hug ever. xD
When I saw this everyone in the theater made this “Ehhhnnnnaaaaa….” sound and cringed a bit. Ehhhhhnaaaa just watching… ehhhnnnaaaa
“You don’t have a soul. You are a Soul. You have a body.”
– C.S. Lewis
ceeberoni asked: OF COURSE YOU DON'T WEAR THE GOLDEN SHOE what kind of an idiot are you >:V
But you DO have to sing a song about Bigfoot appreciation (it was HIS shoe, after all) in order for it to work.
But you DO have to sing a song about Bigfoot appreciation (it was HIS shoe, after all) in order for it to work.
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jordan-tiberio:
A new, untitled...
YOU'RE RIGHT!
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vvebsurfing:
what does an 80 year old woman have between her boobs?
her bellybutton!
THE SECOND WOMAN LOOKS LIKE MY OLD CHORUS TEACHER
BACK ME UP HERE SAGA
SHE DOES LOOK LIKE OUR CHORUS TEACHER even dresses like her
There Are Places and There Is A Lack of Places:... →
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HARRY POTTER IS MY LIFE MY CHILDHOOD ENDED THAT EVENING SCREW YOU FOR NOT WORSHIPING THE JK ROWLING okay That was a bit dramatic and very sarcastic. I went. And I threw a Potter party.
But you know what I did the very next morning?…
TOM KENNY WAS RABBIT!? OH MY GOD THAT’S SO GREAT...
There Are Places and There Is A Lack of Places:... →
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HARRY POTTER IS MY LIFE MY CHILDHOOD ENDED THAT EVENING SCREW YOU FOR NOT WORSHIPING THE JK ROWLING okay That was a bit dramatic and very sarcastic. I went. And I threw a Potter party.
But you know what I did the very next morning?…
TOM KENNY WAS RABBIT!? OH MY GOD THAT’S SO GREAT HAHAHAHAHAHA
YEAH MAN Rabbit spoke...
Pretty sure I'm the only person here who's not...
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HARRY POTTER IS MY LIFE MY CHILDHOOD ENDED THAT EVENING SCREW YOU FOR NOT WORSHIPING THE JK ROWLING okay That was a bit dramatic and very sarcastic. I went. And I threw a Potter party.
But you know what I did the very next morning? I went to see Winnie the Pooh. IT WAS MORE SATISFYING THAN HP:DH2
LOL SOZ FER YOUR CHILDHOOD, BRAH
nice
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Pretty sure I'm the only person here who's not...
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HARRY POTTER IS MY LIFE MY CHILDHOOD ENDED THAT EVENING SCREW YOU FOR NOT WORSHIPING THE JK ROWLING okay That was a bit dramatic and very sarcastic. I went. And I threw a Potter party.
But you know what I did the very next morning? I went to see Winnie the Pooh. IT WAS MORE SATISFYING THAN HP:DH2
SCREW YOUR POLYGONS: Psst, hey Cheeso →
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cheesoisuncool:
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It was delicious.
The offer was actually over but the waitress made it anyways because she was one awesome person. B-)
Everyone out there, fry up some bacon, get a nice bottle of maple syrup, buy some tasty vanilla ice cream, and MAKE THIS…
NOT TO CREEP OR SOMETHING But is this the bacon sundae from Dennys? BECAUSE...
SCREW YOUR POLYGONS: Psst, hey Cheeso →
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cheesoisuncool:
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It was delicious.
The offer was actually over but the waitress made it anyways because she was one awesome person. B-)
Everyone out there, fry up some bacon, get a nice bottle of maple syrup, buy some tasty vanilla ice cream, and MAKE THIS…
NOT TO CREEP OR SOMETHING But is this the bacon sundae from Dennys? BECAUSE IT IS THE BEST!...
HISTORY STUFF
I went to Jamestown today.
Here’s something that I had to explain to my family:
Pocahontas did NOT marry John Smith. It is possible that she met him when she was young, about 13, when John Smith was captured by her tribe. She never had a romantic relationship with him though. She did marry an Englishman; Pocahontas married John Rolfe who became a wealthy tobacco plantation owner.
...
SCREW YOUR POLYGONS: Psst, hey Cheeso →
cheesoisuncool:
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It was delicious.
The offer was actually over but the waitress made it anyways because she was one awesome person. B-)
Everyone out there, fry up some bacon, get a nice bottle of maple syrup, buy some tasty vanilla ice cream, and MAKE THIS…
NOT TO CREEP OR SOMETHING But is this the bacon sundae from Dennys? BECAUSE IT IS THE BEST! Also, Bacon...
ceeberoni asked: YOU SHOULD HAVE ESCAPED WHILE YOU HAD THE CHANCE, SARAH
NOW YOU WILL FOREVER BE CURSED TO A LIFE OF TUMBLRRRR
NOW YOU WILL FOREVER BE CURSED TO A LIFE OF TUMBLRRRR
MILK SHAKES
About a month ago I went to a ice cream place in town. I ordered a mango smoothie. Now, as you may or may not know, smoothies are made with yogurt and fruit. However, my “smoothie” was made with ice cream. MY SMOOTHIE WAS MADE WITH ICE CREAM! This makes my “smoothie” a milkshake! THIS IS FALSE ADVERTISEMENT I AM NOT Okay, I really don’t care.
