When you finish an essay at like 3:00 AM
My Mom Is Convinced It's The End Times...
…So we’re going to spend the night at my grandpa’s house. My dad’s off working on restoring electricity to people’s homes; thus, I am the only slightly calm person in the house. My mom has spent the past four hours packing everything she owns… I packed my belongings in about five minutes (If for some reason you are curious as to what I packed, the list is as...
Death is one moment, and life is so many of them.– Tennessee Williams (via kari-shma)
ceeberoni asked: THAT DIDN'T HELP AT ALL YOU'RE THE WORST FRIEND EVER I AM TAKING THE NEXT ALLIGATOR OUT OF HERE DO YOU UNDERSTAND I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY I'M YELLING BUT I BET THESE ROCKS DO let's throw them at people DESTROY THE UNWORTHY
ceeberoni asked: HELP THERE'S A WALRUS AND IT'S SINGING NICKELBACK AT ME WHAT DO
When it was discovered that pens didn’t work in zero gravity, with nothing to...– Out of Orbit by Chris Jones (via fyeahcosmonauts)
Today was a day...
… And on this day I: Ate a lovely omelet, climbed a mountain, pretended it was the zombie apocalypse and that all other people were zombie and must be avoided entirely, died, was resurrected by the touch of Gandalf the White, gave awful directions, bought some books and comics, ran into Cole, did not buy a calendar, stood up and ranted about religion and what not in the food court at the...
Sarah Usary and Hannah have been bitten by zombies. 10/21/11. Rest in peace. - The survivors.
To live without hope is to cease to live.– Fyodor Dostoevsky (via kari-shma)