WHO WANTS TO GO SEE STAR TREK INTO DARKNESS WITH ME ASAP ASAP ASAP

The reason why the air smells so sweet… #locustblossoms

The reason why the air smells so sweet… #locustblossoms

I was doing some gardening, but this guy got in the way. What kind of snake is this?

I was doing some gardening, but this guy got in the way. What kind of snake is this?

Tried to make eggs and this happened… What…? I’ll never be a good cook.

Tried to make eggs and this happened… What…? I’ll never be a good cook.

This is what I get for waiting until 11:40 PM to get a Mother’s Day card…

This is what I get for waiting until 11:40 PM to get a Mother’s Day card…

nobrainslob:

grotle:

if you want to find the biggest asshole at a party, leave a acoustic guitar out

‘i don’t know if you’ve heard of this one’ *opening chords to wonderwall*

Anonymous asked
is your butt aflame?

Good one, Jacob.

I think the thing I’ll miss most when I move into a dorm in the fall is the privacy of my bedroom… It’s just nice to have a place that’s all your own. #bored

I think the thing I’ll miss most when I move into a dorm in the fall is the privacy of my bedroom… It’s just nice to have a place that’s all your own. #bored

Thank you employee discount.

Thank you employee discount.